One Liners
By me!
- Saying you believe in less government than Bill Clinton
is like saying you have had fewer bad hair days than Don King.
- Saying you believe in less government than Bill Clinton
is like saying you have had fewer sex partners than Mick Jagger.
- Think globally, act locally: SHOOT BACK!
- The constitution was written in order to secure the
blessings of liberty, not the burdens of anarchy.
- Jesus did not look like Ralph Reed.
- I will stay out of your bedroom, if you stay out of my
wallet.
- Ask not what your government can do for you. Ask what
your government can do to you.
- The federal government's search for justice in the
aftermath of Waco has been about as sincere as O.J. Simpson's search for Ron
and Nicole's real killers.
- The two major parties continue to fiddle while America
degenerates into a Sweden with missiles.
- It will be a great day when taxpayers can keep all the
money they earn, and professional sports teams have to hold bake sales to
finance stadium construction.
- The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, the
czars ruled Russia.
- There are three things which I do not want the government
choosing for me: my doctor, my school, and my God.
- Control freaks hate four things: cash, cars, guns, and
the internet. They all confer autonomy on the individual.
- I do not need a supreme court to tell me what the
Constitution says any more than I need a priest to tell me what the Bible
says.
- The Soviet Union exported three things: communism, vodka,
and hockey players.
- Christianity is so often used as an excuse for depriving
people of freedom, that it is little wonder that so many other people want to
deprive Christians of their freedom.
- Cogito ergo Newm.
- A politician's guiding philosophy: "When in doubt,
pander."
- Sprawl is beautiful.
- Taxpayers are people, too!
- Dumbed down churches are more dangerous than dumbed down
schools.
- When they came for the Branch Davidians, we did not say
anything because we were not Branch Davidians.
- I have never seen a politician purport to have bad
intentions, no matter what the agenda. Hitler thought he was doing the world a
favor.
- A national boycott of sports is about as likely to happen
as a national boycott of sex.
- Our current philosophy of government may be summarized as
follows: If it sounds good do it.
- There was more religious freedom in the slave shacks of
the antebellum South than there is in today's public schools.
- "Solve" and "problems" are not in the
Constitution.
- It's the stupidity, stupid.
- Communism only ever solved one problem:
immigration.
- When you let people do whatever they want, you get
Woodstock. When you let governments do whatever they want, you get Auschwitz.
- Terrorism is the global warming of the right. Global
warming is the terrorism of the left.
- If Uncle Sam has nothing to hide, Uncle Sam has nothing
to worry about.
- Asking the government to police itself is like asking
the Mafia to police itself.
- Government is just the Mafia by other means.
- Tyranny always comes wrapped in someone's good intention.
- Torture is outcome-based interrogation.
- One party has totally dominated American politics for
at least a century: the Socialist War Party. No matter who wins the elections,
America gets endless socialism and endless war.
- The Bill of Rights protects unpopuluar words, unpopular
deeds and unpopular people.
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